August 2011
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and sometimes...
you can’t help but reminisce on what used to be your happiness.  But when that time comes, and it may come often…. just remember that there’s a reason behind everything, and every unfortunate event gives birth to something wonderful. :) Be it strength, experience, knowledge, memories, whathaveyou.   There’s no better way to live then to live openly, gracefully, and...
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janishaa: jeckbereket: i’ll take ya to the candy shop i’ll let you lick the lollipop What. The fuck. lmfao ! why did this make me crack up lol
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Listenfrankocean: she singing, “bitch i’m paid, that’s...
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YOU MUST READ THIS. ALL OF IT. SERIOUSLY READ IT....
fizzylimon: laurennotjordan: wepaintedthecanvasblank: everythingthatglitteraintgold: I have been trolled to the extreme… OMG. This guy is my hero.
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Aug 26th
What did the left pussy lip say to the other?
We used to be tight until we let some dick come between us.
Aug 25th
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my dog only likes me because I give him food :(
Aug 25th
smh........
it only takes a little bit of common sense to refrain from offending a lady. COMON SENCE IZ DED
Aug 24th
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Aug 24th
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How do you like your eggs cooked for breakfast?
HAHAH. fried or fertilized??? I like my eggs prepared by the nice lady at the omellette bar in De Neve: egg whites, spinach, bacon, and a little bit of feta and cheddar. Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.
Aug 23rd
When I was born, I was given the choice: a big...
the-absolute-funniest-posts: I don’t remember what I chose. Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard hahahaha
Aug 16th
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Aug 15th
When you were line leader in elementary school.
vib392:
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lol, i seriously hate all of you.
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11 Unusual Household Uses For Food Items That Will... →
“Beer Place a cup of it in the garden to catch and drown slugs, says Jan Patenaude, the director of medical nutrition for Signet Diagnostic Corporation.” “Bananas Use the inside of the peel to polish silver, Reichert says.” etc, etc. pretty interesting uses for different household items.
Aug 13th
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Aug 11th
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I think 3 inbox messages is the highest i've ever...
no friends. :( lol
Aug 11th
arznova asked: keep your weiner under wraps! lol
Aug 11th
verlahn-deactivated20121210 asked: wow. you are that bored.
Aug 11th
#confession 326.
I’ve never beat a Room Escape Game on my own :(
Aug 11th
Try this now:
go to google type in “google gravity” click “i’m feeling lucky” have fun. just do it. it’s awesome.
Aug 11th
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BootiHole: Important things girls say. →
bootihole: Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the…
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Try this now:
go to google type in “google gravity” click “i’m feeling lucky” have fun.
Aug 11th
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